Just when I thought I had seen every badfic the Hunchback of Notre Dame fandom has to offer, I come across this garbage, a tribute to Michael Jackson that casts him as Quasimodo, the author as Esmeralda and Joe Jackson as Frollo ( Read more... )

Remember the wonderful Frollo fic I quoted here last month, the one with the cheesecake? Well, there's even more horrible Disney!HoND fic out there. Today, I found an M-rated Quasimodo/Esmeralda fic in which Esmeralda has healing sex with Quasimodo...yes, QUASIMODO ( Read more... )

A couple months ago, I stumbled upon a Disney!Hunchback of Notre Dame fic called The Scarf.

This fic turned out to have several...very cringeworthy parts.

( In which the story is interrupted to talk about cheesecake, and Frollo acts wildly OOC )

I recently watched the Hunchback of Notre Dame 2, which is the worst official bad!fic I've seen from the Mouse House since Home on the Range. If you aren't counting Namine's yarns in Chain of Memories that is... That Namine knows how to write the bad!fic - and with crayons no less!

( Hunchback bad!fic from less official sources )